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Bronze Leaf Pendant

Bronze Leaf Pendant

A bronze gift for birthday or the 8th wedding anniversary.

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21.95

Witty Wine Coaster

Witty Wine Coaster

Birthday present or novelty gift.

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4.99

Christening Butterflies Frame

Christening Butterflies Frame

Beautiful christening frame for a special occasion.

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44.95

Traveller's Charm Pendant

Traveller's Charm Pendant

Bronze pendant gift for a traveller or 8th wedding anniversary.

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26.95

Hen Party Coasters

Hen Party Coasters

Hen party drink mats. Plus lots more hen ideas.

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3.98

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BBQ Apron

BBQ Apron

BBQ apron with amusing caption choices. BBQ cap also available.

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9.95

Gardening Kneepad

Gardening Kneepad

Gardener gifts with many caption choices.

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4.90

Sparkley Birthday Flute

Sparkley Birthday Flute

Glitzy flute for 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th or 60th birthday.

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7.99

Anglers Bucket Hat

Anglers Bucket Hat

A hat for anglers with caption - retirement or birthday present for anglers.

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7.99

Bride To Be Top Hat

Bride To Be Top Hat

Cheeky hat for the bride to be. Plus lots more for the hen party.

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3.50

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Send a Kiss

Send a Kiss

Send a kiss and it will grow! Pink lips that when placed in water will grow in size - up to 600% its original size. When taken our of water, the lips will shrink back to orignal size, ready to be repeated again. Send a kiss - novelty valentines day gift!
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1.50
Party Mask

Party Mask

Party eye mask. Quality mask is decorated with glitter, lace and beading.in selection of colours: silver with black lace, purple with purple lace, gold with black lace or black with white lace. Upmarket mask for birthday, hen, xmas or other party!
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2.50
Beans Fridge Magnet Puzzle

Beans Fridge Magnet Puzzle

Beans jigsaw puzzle.with fridge magnet. 50 piece puzzle in a tin. Dastardly difficult jigsaw puzzle.
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Beans Fridge Magnet Puzzle


2.99
Pulling Power Corkscrew

Pulling Power Corkscrew

Corkscrew with the caption 'pulling power' on the handle. Matt silver colour handle with words in red. Handle 12cm wide. Corkscrew comes in a matt silver colour box.
Pulling Power Corkscrew


2.99
Santa Hat

Santa Hat

A twinkling christmas present for Santa! Cheeky, plush hat with LEDs in the embroidered 'Ho Ho Ho' motif, that begin to flash when the button is pressed. Generously-sized to fit a wide age-range and a battery tag that can be removed after purchase. Batteries supplied are not replaceable. Novelty christmas hat - fun stocking filler!
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Santa Hat


2.99
Kissing Bell

Kissing Bell

Ring for a kiss bell! Bright pink and black bell with the words 'Ring for a Kiss' on the bell. Use the bell to ask for a kiss. A novelty gift to ring for a kiss!
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3.95
Over the Hill Workout Gear

Over the Hill Workout Gear

Over the hill workout gear ! Includes one wristband and headband each with an Emergency address label to ensure if they get lost, they will find their way home. A novelty secret santa fitness gift for someone who is over the hill!
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Over the Hill Workout Gear


3.98
Chocolate Coasters

Chocolate Coasters

Chocolate smelling coasters! Looking and smelling good enough to eat, these chocolate smelling coasters are a great gift idea for chocolate lovers out there! Includes 3 coasters, each in a different style of chocolate: white, milk and dark chocolate. Packaged like a bar of chocolate. Not for consumption. A chocolate theme gift that will not add up the calories!
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3.98
Quad Bike

Quad Bike

Toys for boys - big boys dream machine quad bike. Toy quad bike in a choice of colours with rider. Pull back friction action. 11cm long, 6.5cm wide. Dream machine present!
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3.98
Beans Clock

Beans Clock

Baked beans canned clock - magnetic fridge clock! Cute kitchen clock can be free standing or attached to the fridge or metal surface using the magnets located in the clock back. Beans means time - novelty birthday or christmas gift.
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3.98
Diva Washing-up Sponge

Diva Washing-up Sponge

A diva at the kitchen sink! Washing-up sponge in the design of a diva with spongy afro for her hair - perfect for cleaning the dishes! This is an adult novelty gift, it is not a toy. A glamorous washing up gift for her!
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Diva Washing-up Sponge


3.98
Punk Washing-up Brush

Punk Washing-up Brush

A punk at the kitchen sink! Washing-up brush in the design of a punk. The punk's mohawk is perfect for scrubbing the pots and pans! This is an adult novelty gift, it is not a toy. An unusual punk washing up gift for him!
Punk Washing-up Brush


3.98
Anglers Mug

Anglers Mug

A mug for anglers and fishing enthusiasts. White earthenware mug with blue caption 'Worlds Best Angler'. A gift for anglers.
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4.00
Christmas Chef Hat

Christmas Chef Hat

Chefs hat with festive greeting! Quality white cloth chef hat with amusing caption: 'Greetings from Gordon' in black writing and 'Have a merry f**king Christmas' in red. Novelty christmas present or secret santa gift for the christmas chef.
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Christmas Chef Hat


4.99
Impossipuzzle Cube

Impossipuzzle Cube

Double sided impossipuzzle! 100 piece jigsaw where attention has been given to the challenging detail. Selection of puzzles from cup cakes, red ferrari cars or beanz. The puzzling puzzle.
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4.99
Age Coaster

Age Coaster

Witty coasters with age related captions: "Just when I got my head together, my body fell apart" or "Age is mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter". Can be used as wall plaque or coaster. Made of crushed stone/resin and hand finished. Display stand and hanging hook included. Witty birthday presents!
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4.99
Perfect Tart

Perfect Tart

A joke gift for the perfect Tart! Boxed present with the words "For the Perfect Tart" on the lid and inside there is a tart recipe book and two pink tart cases! Great joke gift for many occasions, or just a present to brighten her day!
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Perfect Tart


4.99
Fun Straws

Fun Straws

Fun party straws. Absurdly long and meandering drinking contraptions can be assembled from the 60 multi-coloured drinking straws and 8 variously shaped connectors included. Ages 3+. Party straws with a difference!
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Fun Straws


4.99
Mankini

Mankini

Naughty dress up thong for men. Gold lame posing pouch with shoulder straps. Ages Adult. Great party, secret santa or stag night dress up gift for him!
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Mankini


4.99
Witty Wine Coaster

Witty Wine Coaster

When in doubt add more wine. This is the caption on this coaster. Can be used as wall plaque or coaster. Made of crushed stone/resin and hand finished. Display stand and hanging hook is included. Witty presents for cooks or wine driners for many occasions including birthday, christmas and retirement.
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Witty Wine Coaster


4.99
Mental Mug

Mental Mug

Mugs for old gits or the totally potty! Choice of great photo design mugs each with appropriate words for that design. Choose from 'Old Git' for grumpy old men or'Totally Potty'. UK delivery only. Mental mug presents!
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4.99
Pac-Man Soap on a Rope

Pac-Man Soap on a Rope

Pac-Man shaped soap on a rope. Novelty soap on a rope. This is an adult novelty gift, it is not a toy. Novelty secret santa soap gift.
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4.99
Vibrating Body Brush

Vibrating Body Brush

Vibrating body brush for lovers. Enjoy erotic sensations with this stylish, pocket sized provider of sensual pleasure. Sensual, arousing and erotic gift.
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Vibrating Body Brush


4.99
Beer Burglar Alarm

Beer Burglar Alarm

Anti burglar alarm system for beer! Attach to your beer whenever you need to leave it - alarm sounds if anyone approaches within a 25cm exclusion zone! Switch between siren or voice alarm. Attaches by sucker. Requires 3 x LR44 batteries (included). Packed in clear acetate, not boxed. 13.5cm high x 9cm. Novelty gift for those who love their beer!
Beer Burglar Alarm


4.99
Puzzle Tub

Puzzle Tub

Puzzle in an ice cream tub! Damden Haad strawberries and cream jigsaw puzzle. Puzzle is packaged like the real thing in ice cream style tub packaging. 150 pieces makes a 38cm x 32cm puzzle. Ages 6 to adult. Novelty puzzle gift that will not add on the calories!
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Puzzle Tub


4.99
Mr Happy Opener

Mr Happy Opener

Mr Happy bottle opener! Bottle opener in the design of smiling Mr Happy. Mr Happy has magnets on his back so that he can be stuck to the fridge when not in use. This is an adult novelty gift, it is not a toy. Novelty Mr Men secret santa present or fun idea.
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Mr Happy Opener


4.99
Secret Santa Mistletoe

Secret Santa Mistletoe

Saucy secret santa mistletoe christmas thongs for him or her! Red velour thong with white furry trim and mistletoe and bells decoration. Choose 'for him' or 'for her'. Naughty novelty secret santa presents for the man or woman who likes a kiss under the mistletoe!
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5.99
Melons Game

Melons Game

Saucy party game for men! Pin the inflatable melons on the babe while blindfolded. Ages Adult. Hang the babe over the back of the door and let the fun begin!
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Melons Game


5.99
Bath Buddy for Him

Bath Buddy for Him

Inflatable bath buddy for him! A cushioned companion for him in the bath with a place to hold your beer. This is an adult novelty gift, it is not a toy. Novelty bath present for him.
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Bath Buddy for Him


6.95
Kama Sutra Kookie Kutters

Kama Sutra Kookie Kutters

Bonkin' Biscuits Kama Sutra kookie kutters. Create your own "Bonkin' Biscuits" with these Kama Sutra kookie cutters. The kookie shapes include 4 different positions from the Kama Sutra. Ages Adult. Saucy gift for wedding fun, hen night or birthday.
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Kama Sutra Kookie Kutters


6.95
Gardeners Cap for Her

Gardeners Cap for Her

Gardeners baseball cap for her. Choice of bright pink cap with the capition 'Gorgeous Gardener', or blue cap with 'Sexy Gardener'. 100% cotton cap has adjustable buckle at the back. Gardening gift for her. More gardeners gifts in Gardening Gifts
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Gardeners Cap for Her
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6.98
Melting Clock

Melting Clock

Unusual and fun shelf clock looks like it is melting and oozing down. Can be placed on any surface with an edge. A clock with a difference.
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Melting Clock


7.99
Super Size Beer Glass

Super Size Beer Glass

Super size big beer glass for men! Beer glass with the words 'Super Size Me' on the side of the glass and holds 2.5 pints. Huge super size big beer glass for him.
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Super Size Beer Glass


9.95
Yellow Duck Radio

Yellow Duck Radio

Floating duck radio! Cute yellow duck AM/FM radio to listen to while enjoying a bath. This item is a gift, it is not a toy. A bathtime duck birthday present!
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Yellow Duck Radio


9.98
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