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Old Age Accessories

A choice of old age accessories! Choose 'Past It Notes' to help with remembering tasks or 'Jamie's Old Gummies Cookbook' for recipes not requiring teeth or 'Constipation Reliever' a stick of dynamite (not real!) or 'Emergency Plastic Pants' waterproof unisex pants or 'Old Age Sex Book' a manual about sex for the middle aged - it has blank pages as there is nothing to say! Novelty birthday presents.
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Accessory

£1.99

	Grow a Birthday Cake An unusual birthday cake! Place the cake in water and it will grow up to 600% its original size. Looks delicious but no calories! When taken out of water, it will shrink to orignal size, ready to be repeated again. Item is not edible. Novelty birthday cake! More about Grow a Birthday Cake
		£2.99

Birthday Badge

Big birthday badge to personalise with name and age. Choice of blue badge for the 'Birthday Boy' or pink for the 'Birthday Girl', with the caption 'Happy Birthday' and 'Birthday Boy' or 'Birthday Girl'. Letter and number stickers included to personalise. Ages 3 to 100+.
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Birthday

£2.99

	60th Birthday Medal Medal for 60th birthday! Gold colour medal with the words 'Sexy at Sixty' for the 60th birthday with red, white and blue ribbon. Picture shows similar medal. 60th birthday medal to hang around the neck. More about 60th Birthday Medal
		£2.99

Diamante 40th Birthday Glasses

Black bing fun number shaped glasses. 40 number shaped spectacles. Once seen, never forgotton gifts for 40th birthday.
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Birthday

£3.98

	Over the Hill Workout Gear Over the hill workout gear ! Includes one wristband and headband each with an Emergency address label to ensure if they get lost, they will find their way home. A novelty fitness gift for someone who is over the hill! More about Over the Hill Workout Gear
		£3.98

Birthday Medallion

Medallion for 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 70th and 80th birthday! Sparkley medallion with silver and blue stars decoration and the birthday number in the centre. Blue ribbon on the 18th, 21st, 30th and 40th birthday medallion, red ribbon on the 70th and 80th, with 'Happy Birthday' on the ribbon.
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Birthday

£3.98

	Old Age Hip Flask Old age accessory! Hip flask with the words 'Old Age Medicine' on the side. This small hip flask is convenient and can hold enough medicine to be taken up to 3 times a day! Novelty old age birthday present. More about Old Age Hip Flask
		£3.98

Birthday Sash

Flashing pink satin birthday sash with captions to suit the birthday. Choose from: '18 and Legal', '21 Today', '30 and Flirty', '40 and Naughty' or '50 and Frisky'. 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th or 50th birthday presents for wormen.
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Birthday

£4.45

Birthday Musical Book

Musical birthday greeting present. A book-like box which contains a musical movement that plays the tune 'Happy Birthday to you' as you turn the handle. Selection of birthday themed pictures on the front, and inside is a space to write a greeting. Musical birthday presents.
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Theme

£4.99

Birthday Shotglass

Sparkley shotglass for 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th and 60th birthday. Black glass shooter with silver coloured jewelled decoration birthday number. Glitzy 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th or 60th birthday presents.
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Birthday

£4.99

	Fun Straws Fun party straws. Absurdly long and meandering drinking contraptions can be assembled from the 60 multi-coloured drinking straws and 8 variously shaped connectors included. Ages 3+. Party straws with a difference! More about Fun Straws
		£4.99

Age Coaster

Witty coasters with age related captions: ''You know when you're getting older when happy hour is a nap', or 'Age is mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter', or 'Just when I got my head together, my body fell apart'. Can be used as wall plaque or coaster. Made of crushed stone/resin and hand finished. Display stand and hanging hook is included. Witty birthday presents!
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Caption

£4.99

	Perfect Tart A joke gift for the perfect Tart! Boxed present with the words "For the Perfect Tart" on the lid and inside there is a tart recipe book and two pink tart cases! Great joke gift for many occasions, or just a present to brighten her day! More about Perfect Tart
		£4.99

Mental Mug

Mugs for old gits or the totally potty! Choice of great photo design mugs each with appropriate words for that design. Choose from 'Old Git' for grumpy old men or'Totally Potty'. UK delivery only. Mental mug presents!

Caption

£4.99

	60th Birthday Wine Stopper 60th birthday present! Caption on wine stopper reads 'Happy 60th' and under this 'Wine Stopper - a means to stop you finishing the bottle - use only in desperate circumstances'. Sophisticated look wine accessory. Fits most wine bottles. A 60th birthday present. More about 60th Birthday Wine Stopper
		£4.99

	Explosive Cocktails Danger - Cocktail Recipes. A heady collection of 50 delicious yet dangerous cocktail recipes for the brave, the bold and the foolhardy! An explosive cocktail gift.
		£4.99

Birthday Greeting Teddy

Send a birthday greeting teddy! Yellow teddy bear design - teddy is holding a gold or silver balloon with a greeting on the balloon in contrasting colour. Choose from 'Happy 18th', 21st, 30th, 40th or 70th. Hand cast and hand painted. Birthday greeting presents for 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th or 70th birthday.
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Greeting

£5.95

	Colour Changing Egg A colour changing egg. White rubbery egg morphs slowly through rainbow colours creating a soothing, magical glow. If a particular colour is preferred, a colour lock function makes it possible. A soft light effect which is a safe alternative to candles. For parties, soothing mood lighting and special events. More about Colour Changing Egg
		£5.99

	Mr Happy Opener Mr Happy bottle opener! Bottle opener in the design of smiling Mr Happy. Mr Happy has magnets on his back so that he can be stuck to the fridge when not in use. This is an adult novelty gift, it is not a toy. Novelty Mr Men birthday present or fun idea. More about Mr Happy Opener
		£5.99

18th or 50th Birthday Flute

Flute for 18th or 50th birthday with the words 'Happy 18th Birthday' or Happy 50th Birthday'. Purple or blue colouring.
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Birthday

£7.50

Birthday Mug for Him

A saucy birthday mug and tin set for him. Funk tart design in choice of: 40th or 60th birthday or 'Gettting Old' for other birthdays. Each set comprises a bone china mug inside a biscuit tin decorated with hilarious illustrations and words. Naughty saucy birthday presents for him!
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Birthday

£7.99

Birthday Mug for Her

A saucy birthday mug and tin set for her. Funk tart design in choice of: 40th, 50th or 60th birthday or 'Getting Old' for other birthdays. Each set comprises a bone china mug inside a biscuit tin decorated with hilarious illustrations and words. Naughty saucy birthday presents for her!
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Birthday

£7.99

Black Birthday Flute

Happy Birthday or 18th, 21st, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th or 80th birthday black champage flute! Black champage flute with silver colour jewel decoration and birthday number 18, 21, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80 or the words 'Happy Birthday'. Glitzy birthday presents.
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Birthday

£7.99

	Birthday Girl Flute Birthday girl champagne flute. Black glass champage flute with a pink design and the words 'birthday girl' with sparkley jewelled decoration. Glitzy present for the birthday girl. More about Birthday Girl Flute
		£7.99

Sparkley Birthday Flute

Sparkley birthday champage flute! for 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th and 60th birthday. Champage flute with jewelled decoration and the birthday number and coloured stem. 21st birthday has purpley blue stem, 30th birthday has blue stem, 40th birthday has red stem, 50th birthday has lilac stem, and 60th birthday has red stem. Glitzy birthday presents.
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Birthday

£7.99

Bell Mug

Bell mugs with a choice of caption! Glass mug with black bicycle bell on its handle and choice of birthday numbers or captions. '40', '50', 'Ring for a Refill' or 'World's Best Dad' on the mug side. Empty glass? Just ring the bell for service!
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Bell Mug

£8.99

Birthday Token

Mini glass birthday gifts. Sparkley design with the birthday number 18, 21, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90 or 100 engraved on the front and silver stars on the back. Keepsake 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthday presents.
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Birthday

£8.99

Birthday Token

Miniature glass birthday gift. Sparkley design with special birthday greeting, part engraved on front and part on back. Options of: 'finally! 18', 'twenty one forever', 'sunny sixty' or 'happy birthday'. Gifts for 18th, 21st, 60th and other birthdays when the recipient is 'over 21'.
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Birthday

£8.99

Birthday Token

Miniature glass birthday gifts. Colourful design with the birthday number 60, 70, 80 or 90 engraved on the front and the number as a word on the back with each letter a different colour. Fun 70th, 80th or 90th birthday presents.
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Birthday

£8.99

Gardeners Bucket Hat

Gardeners bucket hat. Brushed cotton green or white hat with captions of: 'Head Gardener' (green hat), 'Lawnmower Operator' (green hat) or 'Hardy Perennial' (white hat). A gardening gift for gardeners. More ideas in Gardening section
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Caption

£8.99

	Growing Old Disgracefully Great game for all ages! 'Growing Old Disgracefully' is a kind of bad attitude betting bingo game using words of wisdom instead of numbers. Contents: betting bingo cards, alphabet cards set, betting board, betting 'chips', markers set, betting tokens, words of wisdom. More about Growing Old Disgracefully
		£8.99

40th or 60th Birthday Pint

Birthday pint glass for 40th or 60th birthday with the words 'Happy 40th Birthday' or 'Happy 60th Birthday' in blue writing. Presented in a box.
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Birthday

£8.99

	Belly Button Brush An unusual gift - a belly button brush. Silver plated. Attractively presented in a presentation case with "for the person who has everything" on the lid, and "Belly Button Brush" inside. Classy novelty gift for the man or woman who has everything! More about Belly Button Brush
		£8.99

	Old Age Brain Trainer Zimmer frame brain trainer game. Assemble your own Zimmer frame in the fastest time possible! Are you getting to that age where you need your own Zimmer? Play the game and find out. Contains 38 zimmer frame parts, sand timer, score sheet, instructions. Fast paced fun game! More about Old Age Brain Trainer
		£9.98

	Wine Race Game Round the world wine race game. The game takes you on a fantastic voyage of discovery as you travel the world in search of fine wines. Along the way you have to answer questions on wine and travel and take part in blind tastings. Great knowledge of wine is not necessary. 2-8 players. Contents: game board, playing pieces, game cards, blindfold for blind tastings. Just add wine to play the game! Ages Adult. A present for wine lovers! More about Wine Race Game
		£9.98

	DVD Pub Quiz Pub quiz DVD game to play at home. This Old Trout game is packed with questions on 12 varied subjects. Classic trivia game played in 2-4 teams. Contents: quiz dvd, rule book, pencils, secret-reveal glasses. Ages 14 to adult. Great party game. More about DVD Pub Quiz
		£9.98

18th or 21st Birthday Beer Glass

Big beer glass for 18th or 21st! Beer glass with the words 'have a bloody big 18th' or '21st' on the side of the glass and holds 2.5 pints. Huge 18th birthday or 21st birthday presents!
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Birthday

£10.99

	Super Size Beer Glass Super size big beer glass for men! Beer glass with the words 'Super Size Me' on the side of the glass and holds 2.5 pints. Huge super size big beer glass for him. More about Super Size Beer Glass
		£10.99

Modern Birthday Champagne Flute

Elegant modern style champage flute! for 18th, 21st, 40th, 50th or 60th birthday. Hand decorated champagne flute with delicate silver swirls, pink jewels, and sparkling pink diamante birthday number. Elegant and sophisticated birthday presents.
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Birthday

£10.99

Birthday Wine Glass

Glitzy birthday wine glass! Large black jewelled wine glass for 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th or 80th birthday. Options of 40, 50, 60, 70, 80 birthday number or the words 'Over the Hill' which has the word 'hill' in silver colour jewelled decoration. Glitzy birthday presents!
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Birthday

£10.99

	Yellow Duck Radio Floating duck radio! Cute yellow duck AM/FM radio to listen to while enjoying a bath. This item is a gift, it is not a toy. A bathtime duck birthday present! More about Yellow Duck Radio
		£10.99

	18th Birthday Cocktail Glass Chic painted cocktail glasses for 18th birthday! Tallulah cocktail glass with chic painted designs and diamante decoration. Classy 18th birthday presents for her! More about 18th Birthday Cocktail Glass
		£12.98

	30th Birthday Wine Glass for Her Stunning 30th birthday wine glass for her! Tallulah chic painted wine glass for 30th birthday. Clear glass with coloured painted decor and '30th birthday' written on the base. Stunning 30th birthday present for women! More about 30th Birthday Wine Glass for Her
		£12.98

	Mirror Ball Party mirror ball for an instant disco look. Tiny glass mirror tiles reflect light to create a star-spotted atmosphere. Hangs from a hook. Can be gently spun to amplify the disco effect. For nightclub party atmosphere at home! More about Mirror Ball
		£12.98

Potting Apron

Potting apron for her or him. 100% heavy cotton drill apron with pockets and caption on the bib. Dark green apron with choice of caption: Her Ladyship or Head Gardener. Ages: Adult. Practical gardener gift for men or women. More ideas for gardeners in Gardening section
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Choice

£13.99

	Snoozing Dog The dog snoozes, sleeps and snores. Made from super-soft material, when its paw is pressed, it takes a deep breath and starts snoring. The internal mechanism makes it look like it is breathing, as its tummy inflates and deflates in time to the snoring, and its head and shoulders rise up and droop down too. Adult supervision required with young children. An unusual snoozing dog birthday gift. More about Snoozing Dog
		£13.90

	Rhythm Sticks Electronic drum-sticks which play drum, crash and snare sounds. Use to create your own drum rhythms or to play along with optional background music. Rubber-tipped drumsticks with speakers at the base. The point of the drumstick lights up with each beat. For children, teenagers or the young-at-heart! More about Rhythm Sticks
		£15.95

	Fat Cat Bookmark Pewter fat cat design bookmark on a nickel-plated brass stem. A stylish gift for cat lovers. More about Fat Cat Bookmark
	The History and the Craft	£16.50

	Cat Bookmark Cat shaped bookmark. The bookmark is silver plated. A gift for birthday, retirement, graduation or special occasion for cat lovers. More about Cat Bookmark
		£17.95

	Celtic Knot Bottle Opener Celtic knot engraved bottle opener. Heavy, nickel-plated bottle opener wth engraved Celtic knot design. 124mm long. Delivered in satin lined gift box. More about Celtic Knot Bottle Opener
	The History and the Craft	£17.95

Birthday Cuff Links

Cuff links birthday presents. Choice of '18 and legal', '21' with key of the door, 'Flirty 30', 'Naughty 40', 'Fab at 50', '60 bus Pass', or '21 Again'. Each cuff link hand decorated separately to make a pair. Fine bone china cufflinks with silver plate fitting. More cufflinks in Men section. 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th birthday presents or other birthdays when 21 again.
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Birthday

£19.99

	World Map Atomic Clock Global map atomic clock. Radio controlled world time travel alarm clock. The clock takes the time from a transmitter and has amazing accuracy. Matt silver colour with shiny silver trim. 13.5cm wide x 1.5cm deep. Includes fold up stand. Requires 2 x AAA batteries (not included). UK delivery only. Atomic time travel clock.
	OUT OF STOCK Atomic Clock	£19.99

	Lindisfarne Pen Stylish pen. Chrome plated with engraved celtic knotwork. The ballpoint mechanism operates with a half turn of the barrel. Delivered in quality gift box. An elegant writing gift. More about Lindisfarne Pen
		£24.95

	Epona's Sword Bottle Opener Classy bottle opener with Epona's sword pewter design handle. A gift for the discerning drinker - this is a quality bar implement. A gift for graduaiton, birthday, anniversary, wedding or special occasion. More about Epona's Sword Bottle Opener
	The History and the Craft	£24.95

	DJ Light Up T-Shirt DJ design light up t-shirt. Black cotton t-shirt with a built in sound sensitive graphic DJ design panel that lights up to the beat of the music. Controller box requires 4 x AAA batteries (not included) and can be unplugged for washing. Hand wash. Size: medium 97-102cm (38-40 inches). UK delivery only. Illuminating gift for party wear.
		£24.95

	Follow your Dreams Paperweight Follow your dreams paperweight. Beautifully designed glass paperweight or ornament with the words 'follow your dreams' and stars shaped in the front and back. A present for special occasion. More about Follow your Dreams Paperweight
		£27.95

	Contemporary Music Paperweight Contemporary music collage paperweight. Collage of guitars and music themed design on the front and back of the glass, and also detail on the top edge (see larger picture). 75mm high x 75mm wide x 19mm deep. UK and EU delivery only. Classy ornament or paperweight. Presented in a box. A music themed present. More gifts in Music Theme Gift section
		£27.95

	Epona's Sword Corkscrew Classy corkscrew with Epona's sword pewter design handle - a quality bar implement. A gift for graduation, birthday, anniversary, wedding or special occasion. More about Epona's Sword Corkscrew
	The History and the Craft	£29.95

Saucy Cufflinks

Cufflinks with a saucy lady moving image. Choice of Stocking Lady or Pole Dancer. The image is set in a high quality casing with enamel detailed back. The image changes as the cufflinks move to give a moving image effect. Stocking Lady is 17mm square, Pole Dancer is 22mm high x 13mm wide (shape differs to picture). Birthday present or saucy gift for men!
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Design

£29.99

	Knot Pen Set Stylish pen set. Set comprises fountain pen and ballpoint pen. Chrome plated with engraved mace knot design. The ballpoint mechanism operates with a half turn of the barrel. Elegant executive writing gift. More about Knot Pen Set
		£39.95

	Nouveau Triscele 3oz Flask Traditional freestanding round flask with nouveau triscele design. 3oz size. Handcrafted in pewter using a spinning technique followed by soldering and hand polishing. Useful for short term storage of spirits. Comes with a funnel for easy filling. Delivered in quality gift box. More flasks in
	The History and the Craft	£42.95

Celtic Fin Goblet

Celtic fin design pewter goblet in choice of georgian (tulip) shape or bell shape. The celtic design is on the base of the goblet. Approx 14.5cm high with approx 5.5cm diameter base. This is a quality goblet and is beautifully presented in lined gift box. Option to buy 2 goblets in Goblets section.

Goblet type

The History and the Craft

£48.95

	Celtic Tankard Pint pewter tankard with celtic design on the tankard side and the handle. A gift for birthday or to mark a special occasion. More about Celtic Tankard
	The History and the Craft	£54.95

	Silver Butterfly Bookmark Sterling silver bookmark with butterfly design on the end of the bookmark. A silver gift to treasure. More about Silver Butterfly Bookmark
		£64.90

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birthday presents

Grow a Birthday Cake

Over the Hill Workout Gear

Old Age Hip Flask

Birthday Musical Book

Fun Straws

Age Coaster

Mental Mug

Explosive Cocktails

18th or 50th Birthday Flute

Bell Mug

Birthday Token

Birthday Token

Gardeners Bucket Hat

Old Age Brain Trainer

Wine Race Game

Rhythm Sticks

World Map Atomic Clock

DJ Light Up T-Shirt

Contemporary Music Paperweight

Nouveau Triscele 3oz Flask

Celtic Fin Goblet