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Rainbow Token

Rainbow Token

£19.99

Round glass token with rainbow design and the words 'dreams really do come true'. An inspiring, beautiful present for retirement, graduation, engagement or special occasion.
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Cat Pendant

Cat Pendant

£12.95

Contemporary design cat pendant. A birthday present or gift for other occasion.
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Congratulations Token

Congratulations Token

£7.95

Glass token decorated with the word 'Congratulations' and a stars design shaped in the glass.
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Gardeners Mug

Gardeners Mug

£5.99

Gardeners mug with choice of caption: 'Hardy Perennial' or 'Worlds Best Gardener'. Birthday present for gardeners.
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Wedding Bridemaid or Pageboy Frame

Wedding Bridemaid or Pageboy Frame

£14.95

Bridesmaid or pageboy gift. Other wedding thank you presents are available for bestman, mother of the bride, father of the groom etc.
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Black Birthday Flute

Black Birthday Flute

£7.99

Glitzy champagne flute birthday presents for 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 65th, 70th, 80th, or 'Happy Birthday' for other birthdays.
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Wedding Ducks

Wedding Ducks

£4.99

Bride and groom mini ducks. Novelty wedding present.
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Gardeners Bucket Hat

Gardeners Bucket Hat

£8.95

Gardeners hat with choice of caption. Plus lots more gardening gifts available for birthday or other occasions.
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Hen Night Memento Book

Hen Night Memento Book

£3.00

A keepsake book to keep mementos of the hen party for the bird to be. Plus more hen night party gifts in the Hen Section.
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Graduation Scroll and Stand

Graduation Scroll and Stand

£37.95

Silver plated scroll box and stand for graduation certificate. A special graduation present.
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Secret Santa Presents - this section (Re: SECRET-SANTA)

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Wine Labels (Re: BL-WINE)

Wine labels for bottle and bag. Choose 'Vieux B'Stard' which is french for 'Old B'Stard', 'Penis Grigio'', 'Katzpiss', 'Chateau Neuf du Crap' or 'Sauvignon Plonk' in varying colour bags. Includes 2 labels and a bottle sized bag. UK delivery only. Fun labels and gift bag - just add a bottle of wine.
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Sinner to Saint (Re: PS-SINNER)

Sinner to Saint soap! Novelty scented soap with one side of the soap red with the word 'sinner' in white and the other side of the soap white with the word 'saint' in red. UK delivery only. Ages adult. Novelty secret santa soap gift to remove even the most stubborn sins!
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Gorgeous Screwdriver (Re: TSCR-FOR-HER)

Gorgeous screwdriver for girls. Pink screwdriver decorated with pink jewels design and the words 'Screw it Yourself' on its side. Double ended flat head and cross head screwdriver - simply pull out the metal end and swap it around. This item is not boxed. Ages: Adult. Screw it yourself - gorgeous gift for women.
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Santa Hat (Re: TH-SANTA)

A twinkling christmas present for Santa!. Cheeky, plush hat with LEDs in the embroidered 'Ho Ho Ho' motif, that begin to flash when the button is pressed. Generously-sized to fit a wide age-range and a battery tag that can be removed after purchase. Batteries supplied are not replaceable. Novelty xmas hat for the christmas party!
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Shocking Pen (Re: PP-SHOCKING)

A shocking pen. Looks like a pen but is not for writing - it is a fun item for shocking! Requires 3 x AG13 1.5v batteries (included). This item comes with warnings and is not suitable for people with pacemakers, heart problems, epilepsy, or similar illness. This is not a toy. Ages Adult. Item is not boxed. UK delivery only. Give a shocking present!
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Chocolate Calculator (Re: BCCALCULATOR)

Choc-u-lator! A calculator with a 'chocolate flavour' aroma. 11cm x 6cm x 1cm. Packaged like a bar of chocolate. A chocolate theme secret santa gift that will not add up the calories!
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Resurrection Plant (Re: TR-PLANT)

The plant you cannot kill! The apparently dead plant remains dormant until placed in water when it quickly comes to life, unfurling into a vigorous green fern. After removal from the water it soon dies away again. This cycle can be repeated endlessly. 10cm. An intriguing botanical secret santa curiosity.
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Scented Sachets (Re: TU-SACHET)

Gorgeous undies scented sachets. Scented crystals inside sachets in the shape of pink and black ladies undies to put in the lingerie drawer. Scented gorgeous gift for women.
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Perfect Tart (Re: BP-TART)

A joke gift for the perfect Tart! Boxed present with the words "For the Perfect Tart" on the box lid and inside there is a tart recipe book and two tart cases! Recipes include: nutty apple tart, lemon & lime tart, passion fruit tart and more. Great joke gift for many occasions or just a present to brighten her day!
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Sportsman Warmer (Re: BW-MEN)

Sportsmans willy warmer to protect the extremities from the cold. Heat the warmer, place in position, will keep parts warm for half an hour.Novelty secret santa gift for him for hikers, cyclists, skiers and sportsmen.
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Snowman Soap (Re: TS-SNOWMAN)

Snowman shaped soap is nicely detailed and cleanly scented. Once the air-tight bag is opened, the soap begins to grow luxurious snowy 'fur', and will retain its snow-covered look until it comes into contact with water, when it will revert to its hairless state forever. This item is a gift, it is not a toy. 8cm high. Ages: 3 to adult. A secret santa novelty.
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Betty Boop Talking Coaster - Kiss (Re: BCK-BETTY)

Talking Betty Boop coaster with 3 phrases: 1 "Mmmmwwwwwaaaa (kissing noise)", 2 "I wanna be loved by you....boop boop be doop!", 3 "Hi, I'm Betty Boop (giggle)". Place glass or mug on coaster for Betty to activate one of the phrases. Coaster is 10cm diameter. A Betty Boop theme present.
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Beano Opener (Re: PO-BEANO)

Beano bottle opener. Choice of Plug or Gnasher design openers. 5cm wide. Plug is 15cm long, Gnasher 12.5cm long. Beano theme novelty present!
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Mental Mug (Re: PM-MUG)

Mugs for hip and happening, old gits or the totally potty! Three great photo designs of mug to choose each with the appropriate words for that design. Choose from 'Hip and Happening' for the young at heart, 'Old Git' for grumpy old men or 'Totally Potty' for lovable eccentrics. UK delivery only. Mental mug presents!
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Mini Punchball (Re: TP-BALL)

Executive desk-toy. A miniature punchball - great for venting anger and cheers of jubilation are emitted from the speaker with every punch. Suckers on the base secure it to the desk. Requires 2 x AAA batteries (not included). Punch your way to a stress-free day novelty gift.
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Pocket Pint (Re: PP-PINT)

Collapsible pint glass! Instant drinking glass - ideal for picnics, camping, festivals or anywhere you need a handy pint pot that folds up small. The plastic glass collapses to 3.8cm high by 9.3cm diameter. Pocket pint glass for a beer drinker!
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Top Drunks (Re: TD-CARDS)

Top of the Drunks card game. Drinking version of the classic 'Top Trumps' game. Pack of 33 over-sized playing cards with charismatic illustrations of a variety of notoriously (fictional) inebriated characters. Players pit their selected characters against each other on qualities such as 'Favourite tipple' and 'Special skills' for scoring. Losers down drinks - and there is a forfeit to drink the 'Dirty Pint' - a combination of all players drinks. Up to 8 players. Cards 11cm. UK delivery only.
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Man with Pan (Re: CR-MEN)

Danger - Man with Pan Recipe Cards. Idiot-proof recipe cards for men with great intentions but a knack for getting it wrong! Recipes include: made-in-a-minute masterpieces to throw together on match day, red-hot nosh to warm the cockles, sexy fare to drive her wild, boozy food to make you merry! Gift for him for christmas.
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Explosive Cocktails (Re: CR-COCKTAIL)

Danger - Cocktail Recipes. A heady collection of 50 delicious yet dangerous cocktail recipes for the brave, the bold and the foolhardy! An explosive cocktail xmas gift.
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Feather Bra (Re: TB-DISCO)

Disco diva feather bra. Gorgeous fluffy feather bra to fluff up your cleavage - wear over any top or dare to wear it alone! Hot pink feathers. One size, fits most. This is a novelty item and is not intended for everyday wear. UK delivery only. Gorgeous novelty gift for women.
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Music Socks (Re: IS-MUSIC)

Socks with a music theme design. Choice of keyboard, manuscript, guitar or foot notes designs. Foot Notes socks have the words 'Foot Notes' and are decorated with musical notes. Mens size 6-11 black and white socks. 95% cotton with 5% lycra. Large picture shows all designs. Socks with a musical theme.
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Business Start Up Kit (Re: BK-BUSINESS)

Compact business start up kit in a tin. The tin is emblazoned with the words 'BUSINESS START UP KIT to help you start on the right foot' and inside the words 'and finish on the left foot!' This is a shoe shine kit! Tin size is 12.5cm x 9cm x 5cm high. Contents: 2 brushes, 2 cloths, shoehorn, black and neutral shoe polishes. UK delivery only. A novelty gift for an entrepreneur.
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Garden Gnome (Re: T-PYO-GNOME)

Paint your own garden gnome! A ceramic Garden Gnome character to be decorated using the six coloured paints and brush provided. The finished article makes an attractive ornament for a kitchen windowsill or can be varnished and displayed outside. Choose from 2 designs: a gnome holding a lantern or a gnome holding flowers. 15cm high. Ages 6+. UK delivery only. Fun gift for gardeners.
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Chainsaw Pizza Cutter (Re: PC-PIZZA)

Chainsaw pizza cutter. Pizza cutter is in the shape of a chainsaw. 24cm long. Saw off more than you can chew with this pizza cutter! Novelty pizza cutter.
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Frozen Assets (Re: PA-ICE)

Frozen assets ice cube tray. Drinkable pounds, dollars and euros. Ice cube tray with money shapes. Useful novelty gift - spend all your money - and drink it too!
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Game Mug (Re: PM-GAME)

Four in a Row game on the side of the mug. Classic game of tactics. Ceramic mug with 2 dry-wipe pens. UK delivery only. Delivered in a box. Tea breaks will be more fun with this mug!
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Chef Kitchen Timer (Re: PC-TIMER)

Jolly Chef kitchen timer. Timer in the shape of a chef times up to 60 minutes. Timer is 10 cm high. Nicely presented in acetate box. Cute chef to time your cooking!
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Beer Burglar Alarm (Re: BB-BEER)

Anti burglar alarm system for beer! Attach to your beer whenever you need to leave it - alarm sounds if anyone approaches within a 25cm exclusion zone! Switch between siren or voice alarm. Attaches by sucker. Requires 3 x LR44 batteries (included). Packed in clear acetate, not boxed. 13.5cm high x 9cm. Novelty gift for those who love their beer!
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Elvis Singing Bottle Opener (Re: BO-ELVIS)

Elvis singing bottle opener. The song: 'All Shook Up' is activated when the bottle opener is used. The opener is black with a photo image of Elvis. Opener is approx 13cm long. Batteries are non replaceable. Elvis theme gift.
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Girls Personal Trainer (Re: BGF3001)

Mr Fit personal trainer inflatable man with vibrating body part! Blow up man requires AA battery (not supplied). Approx 32cm high. Ages Adult. This product is very funny but is also very rude and risque. Naughty secret santa present for her.
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Beano Racing (Re: PW-BEANO)

Wind-up racing Gnasher and Dennis - wind them up and set them off to race to the finish line. Novelty racing game.
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Bottoms Up (Re: CG-BOTTOMSUP)

Bottoms up drinking game. Liar dice with a difference - shake the can and check the dice. Do you say the truth or bluff! You decide but if you get it wrong you lose a life and have to take a swig from your drink. When you've lost all your lives it's Bottoms Up! Ages Adult 21+. 2+ players. A wild n wacky drinking party game.
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Men's Hand Massager (Re: BM-MEN)

Mens personal hand massager! Soft, squeezy, vibrating boob shaped hand massager. 13.5cm x 11cm, requires 1 x AA battery (not included). Naughty novelty gift for men.
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Betty Boop Talking Bottle Opener (Re: BO-BETTY)

Talking Betty Boop bottle opener. with 3 phrases: 1 "I wanna be loved by you, boop, boop, de boop", 2 "Hi I'm Betty Boop" ... giggle, 3 Kiss (Mmmmmwa!) A Betty Boop theme present.
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Beans Jigsaw (Re: PP-BEANS)

Beans fridge magnet jigsaw puzzle. 50 piece puzzle in a tin. Dastardly difficult jigsaw puzzle.
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Music Kit Keyring (Re: PK-MUSIC)

Pocket music kit. Choice of drum kit or frog choir. Simply tap each drum or frog with a finger for the chosen sound. Requires 3 x AG13 batteries (included). 6cmx4cmx2cm. Novelty music theme present.
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Sumo Wrestlers (Re: PW-SUMO)

Wind-up sumo wrestlers. Two sumo wrestlers and battling platform. Wind up each sumo wrestler and place on the battling board for belly-to-belly combat. Each sumo will change direction whenever it reaches the platform edge, unless his opponent body-bumps him off the side. Sumos colour may vary from picture. Sumos are 6cm high. Novelty gift.
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Gardeners Fleece Hat (Re: GFH-GARDENER)

Green fleece hat with caption 'Her Ladyship' or 'His Lordship' on the front. One size fits most adults. Complementing scarf below. Practical gift to keep the gardeners head warm.
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Family Guy - Brian the Dog Talking Bottle Opener (Re: BO-FAMILYDOG)

Family Guy theme gift - Brian the Dog design fridge magnet talking bottle opener. The opener has 5 talking phrases which are activated when the bottle opener is used. The opener is magnetic so can be stored on the fridge door when not in use. 14cm long. Batteries are non replaceable. Family Guy Brian the Dog theme novelty gift.
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Racing Royals (Re: PW-ROYALS)

Wind-up racing royals. It's a right royal race! 4 racing royals - just wind them up and set them off to race. Boxed. Novelty royal racing game.
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Saucy Charades (Re: CS-CHARADES)

Saucy charades ... it's positively wicked! Hilarious acting game that is packed with innuendo and double meanings! 3+ players. Ages Adult. 3+ players. Ages Adult. A game that's as saucy as your imagination.
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Gardeners Cap for Her (Re: GBC-FOR-HER)

Gardeners baseball cap for her. Choice of pink cap with the caption 'Groovy Gardener' or 'Gorgeous Gardener', or blue cap and the caption 'Sexy Gardener'. 100% cotton cap has adjustable buckle at the back. Gardening gift for her.br>More gardening gifts in Gardening Gift section
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Boob Fund Money Box (Re: PB-MONEYBOX)

Boob shaped money box- a gift for those wanting a winning cleavage and need to start saving. 14.5cm high. A novelty gift for her.
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USB Mirror Ball (Re: PD-USB-BALL)

Mini mirror ball. Cute USB mirror ball with light to brighten up the workspace. Bright pink base. Plug the USB cable in to a computer and the ball will spin. Flexible lamp on the side can be adjusted to maximise sparkle. 11.5cm high, ball is approx 7cm diameter. A Miss Hollywood gift for the office.
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USB Desk Vac (Re: PV-USB)

Classic retro style desk vac. Suck up dust and crumbs with this USB vacuum cleaner. Connect to your pc and clean away! 20cm high. UK delivery only. A novelty gift for the office.
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USB Lamp (Re: PL-USB)

Bring light to the desk with this USB lounge lamp. Black retro style lamp with black velveteen shade connects to the either USB1 or USB2 port on the pc to light up the lamp. USB cable included. Lamp is 26cm high. UK delivery only. A novelty gift for the desk.
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Shoe Money Box (Re: PMB-SHOE)

Shoe fund money box. Stylish black boot shaped moneybox. 30cm high. UK delivery only. This item is not boxed. The ultimate incentive to save for a new pair of shoes.
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Talking Polly (Re: TT-BIRD)

Talking Polly novelty gift. Polly repeats what you say, parrot-fashion... ! Speak a few words to this bonny 10 cm tall bird, and she will immediately say them back to you. Obscure obscenities and foreign languages are mastered within seconds - and there's no smelly cage to clean out! Requires batteries (included). Assorted colours which may vary from picture. Eyes glow red during recording and green during play back. Colours vary from picture. Novelty gift.
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DIY Straws (Re: U-STRAW)

Amazing DIY Straws to sip with style. Create an endless array of twists, turns, splits and bends until your simple drink looks like a plumber has been let loose on a skyscraper! Includes 40 pieces for a multitude of different creative possibilities.Great fun for both adults and kids, an inventive way to add some extra fun to drinks!
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Shocking Roulette (Re: PR-SHOCK)

A test of nerves. Place your finger in one of the slots and start the roulette lights running. A victim will be selected to receive a shock! Requires 3 x AA batteries (demo batteries included). This item comes with warnings and is not suitable for people with pacemakers, heart problems, epilepsy, or similar illness. This item is not a toy. Roulette game is 12 cm diameter. Ages 14+ to Adult. 2-4 players. UK delivery only. A shocking present.
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Desktop Bouncer (Re: PB-USB)

Motion sensor activated deskguard. USB desktop bouncer - switch the bouncer on when you leave your desk and if anyone approaches he will shout a warning. Use the USB lead to plug the bouncer in to a computer. Will also work from 3 x AAA batteries (not included). Bouncer is approx 20cm high with detachable 1.2m USB lead. UK delivery only. A fun gift for the office.
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Yellow Duck Radio (Re: P-DUCK-RADIO)

Floating duck radio! Cute yellow duck AM/FM radio to listen to while enjoying a bath. Duck is 13cm long. Requires 3 x AAA batteries (not included). A bathtime duck christmas present!
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Henry Hoover (Re: PH-HENRY)

Desktop Henry Hoover. Suck up dust and crumbs with Henry hoover desktop cleaner. Approx 9.5cm diameter x 9cm high. Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included). Note: this is a novelty item, it is not a fully functioning hoover. UK delivery only. Novelty desktop gift.
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