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Well Done

£7.80

Send a Well Done greeting with this miniature glass token gift. A graduation gift or for other special occasion.
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Birthday Mug for Him

£7.99

Funk tart birthday mug and tin for him in choice of Getting Old, 40th or 50th birthday. Similar birthday mugs for her available.
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Birthday Mug for Her

£7.99

Funk tart birthday mug and tin for her in choice of Getting Old, 40th or 50th birthday. Similar birthday mugs for him available.
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Desk Basketball

£14.95

Slam dunk mini basketball game with LED scoreboard and interactive sound. Great gift for him.
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Contemporary Music Paperweight

£24.45

Beautifully designed glass with a contemporary music design for birthday present or other occasion.
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Sparkley Birthday Flute

£8.79

Glitzy flute for 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th or 60th birthday.
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Wedding Ducks

£4.90

Bride and groom mini ducks. Novelty wedding present.
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Plant in a Tin

£3.99

Plant in a tin in choice of varieties. All you need is water and sun!
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Betty Boop Talking Coaster - Bubbles

£4.95

Talking Betty Boop coaster. A birthday present or novelty gift.
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Gardening Kneepad

£3.90

A present for gardeners - soft kneeling pad with a choice of messages for mum, dad, grandad, grandma, retired, head gardener, grumpy gardener ... A birthday present or gardeners gift.
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secret santa christmas presents and xmas party gifts

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Wine Labels (Ref: BL-WINE)

Wine labels for bottle and bag. Choose 'Vieux B'Stard' which is french for 'Old B'Stard', 'Vielle Tarte' which is french for 'Old Tart', 'Penis Grigio'' or 'Chateau Neuf du Crap' in varying colour bags. Includes 2 labels and a bottle sized bag. UK delivery only. Fun labels and gift bag - just add a bottle of wine.
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Label

Price: £2.45

Click to enlarge	Loo Puzzle (Ref: TL-PUZZLE) Fun printed crossword puzzle loo roll. The loo roll is printed with repeating selection of 8 crossword puzzles. Delivered in a box. Novelty gift for hours of fun in the smallest room. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £2.99

Click to enlarge	Gorgeous Screwdriver (Ref: TSCR-FOR-HER) Gorgeous screwdriver for girls. Pink screwdriver decorated with pink jewels design and the words 'Screw it Yourself' on its side. Double ended flat head and cross head screwdriver - simply pull out the metal end and swap it around. This item is not boxed. Ages: Adult. Screw it yourself - gorgeous gift for women. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £3.90

Click to enlarge	Instant Snow (Ref: B-XMAS-SNOW) Instant snow in a tin! Open the tin, add water to make some seasonal snow. Sprinkle on the tree or on to presents or use to create a feature snow scene. Looks and feels like snow! and when freshly made is cold to the touch. Contents makes approx 1.5 litres of snow. Instant snow novelty christmas present! Availability: In Stock
		Price: £3.90

Click to enlarge	Shocking Pen (Ref: PP-SHOCKING) A shocking pen. Looks like a pen but is not for writing - it is a fun item for shocking! Requires 3 x AG13 1.5v batteries (included). This item comes with warnings and is not suitable for people with pacemakers, heart problems, epilepsy, or similar illness. This is not a toy. Ages Adult. Item is not boxed. UK delivery only. Give a shocking secret santa present! Availability: In Stock
		Price: £3.99

Click to enlarge	Sinner to Saint (Ref: PS-SINNER) Sinner to Saint soap! Novelty scented soap with one side of the soap red with the word 'sinner' in white and the other side of the soap white with the word 'saint' in red. UK delivery only. Ages adult. Novelty secret santa soap gift to remove even the most stubborn sins! Availability: In Stock
		Price: £3.99

Click to enlarge	Scented Sachets (Ref: TU-SACHET) Gorgeous undies scented sachets. Scented crystals inside sachets in the shape of pink and black ladies undies to put in the lingerie drawer. Scented gorgeous gift for women. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £4.90

Click to enlarge	Glamour Puss Turban (Ref: TAT-GLAMOUR) Glamour puss after shower towelling turban. Pink towelling turban with purple jewelled trim and white feather decoration to add glamour when you step out the shower. Gorgeous xmas gift for a glamour puss! Availability: In Stock
		Price: £4.90

Click to enlarge	Spotlight Pen (Ref: ML-PEN) Pen with spotlight. This ballpoint pen has a flexible ultra bright LED spotlight which bends in any direction. Silver colour pen. Acetate packaging, item is not boxed. Batteries included. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £4.90

Click to enlarge	Sportsman Warmer (Ref: BW-MEN) Sportsmans willy warmer to protect the extremities from the cold. Heat the warmer, place in position, will keep parts warm for half an hour.Novelty secret santa gift for him for hikers, cyclists, skiers and sportsmen. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £4.90

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Beano Opener (Ref: PO-BEANO)

Beano bottle opener. Choice of Plug or Gnasher design openers. 5cm wide. Plug is 15cm long, Gnasher 12.5cm long. Beano theme novelty present!
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Price: £4.95

Click to enlarge	Man with Pan (Ref: CR-MEN) Danger - Man with Pan Recipe Cards. Idiot-proof recipe cards for men with great intentions but a knack for getting it wrong! Recipes include: made-in-a-minute masterpieces to throw together on match day, red-hot nosh to warm the cockles, sexy fare to drive her wild, boozy food to make you merry! Gift for him for christmas. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £4.99

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Music Socks (Ref: IS-MUSIC)

Socks with a music theme design. Choice of a keyboard or foot notes designs. Foot Notes socks (not shown in picture) have the words 'Foot Notes' and are decorated with musical notes. Mens size 6-11 black and white socks. 95% cotton with 5% lycra. Socks with a musical theme.
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Design

Price: £5.85

Click to enlarge	Mooing Cow (Ref: P-MOO-COW) Pat the inflatable cow she'll moo with delight! A sexy 'cow' with an electronic voicebox which activates if you get too friendly! UK delivery only. Joke present. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £4.99

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Feather Bra (Ref: TB-DISCO)

Disco diva feather bra. Gorgeous fluffy feather bra to fluff up your cleavage - wear over any top or dare to wear it alone! Choice of passion purple or hot pink. One size, fits most. This is a novelty item and is not intended for everyday wear. UK delivery only. Gorgeous novelty gift for women.
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Colour

Price: £5.95

Click to enlarge	Beer Burglar Alarm (Ref: BB-BEER) Anti burglar alarm system for beer! Attach to your beer whenever you need to leave it - alarm sounds if anyone approaches within a 25cm exclusion zone! Switch between siren or voice alarm. Attaches by sucker. Requires 3 x LR44 batteries (included). Packed in clear acetate, not boxed. 13.5cm high x 9cm. Novelty gift for those who love their beer! Availability: In Stock
		Price: £6.80

Click to enlarge	Air Jet Rocket (Ref: PB-ROCKET) Build your own air jet rocket! This Brainiac air jet rocket takes science and puts it to work forcing air to build up inside the rubberised rocket before releasing it all in a burst of flight. Ages 8 to adult. A big boys present! Availability: In Stock
		Price: £6.80

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Elvis Singing Bottle Opener (Ref: BO-ELVIS)

Elvis singing bottle opener with choice of openers: 'All Shook Up', 'Jailhouse Rock' or 'Hound Dog'. The song is activated when the bottle opener is used. The opener is black with a photo image of Elvis which differs on the different openers. Picture shows 'All Shook Up'. Opener is approx 13cm long. Batteries are non replaceable. Elvis theme gift.
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Choice

Price: £6.85

Click to enlarge	Beano Racing (Ref: PW-BEANO) Wind-up racing Gnasher and Dennis - wind them up and set them off to race to the finish line. Novelty racing game. More information Availability: In Stock
		Price: £6.95

Click to enlarge	Bottoms Up (Ref: CG-BOTTOMSUP) Bottoms up drinking game. Liar dice with a difference - shake the can and check the dice. Do you say the truth or bluff! You decide but if you get it wrong you lose a life and have to take a swig from your drink. When you've lost all your lives it's Bottoms Up! Ages Adult 21+. 2+ players. A wild n wacky drinking party game. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £6.95

Click to enlarge	Gorgeous Hottie Bottle (Ref: TB-HOTTIE) Hot water bottle with a difference. Leopard spot hot water bottle design with sparkley jewel decoration and a wheat bag inside that can be heated in the microwave. Approx 28cm long. Gorgeous bedtime secret santa gift. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £7.85

Click to enlarge	Betty Boop Talking Bottle Opener (Ref: BO-BETTY) Talking Betty Boop bottle opener. with 3 phrases: 1 "I wanna be loved by you, boop, boop, de boop", 2 "Hi I'm Betty Boop" ... giggle, 3 Kiss (Mmmmmwa!) A Betty Boop theme present. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £6.95

Click to enlarge	Sparkley Washing Up Gloves (Ref: TS-GLOVES) Gorgeous luxury washing up gloves. Black washing up gloves with sparkley pink design to add a touch of glamour to a routine chore. The gloves have glitter-encrusted, patterned cuffs, sparkling 'nails' and an ostentatious jewel on the ring finger. Made of natural latex rubber. UK delivery only. Ages Adult. Gorgeous glamour gift for her. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £7.99

Click to enlarge	Gentlemans Gift (Ref: BS-MEN) Gentlemans ball scratcher! Silver plated scratcher is hand shaped with long handle. 22cm long. Attractively presented in a silver colour presentation case with the words on the lid "for the busy male executive" and inside the words "Gentleman's Ballscratcher". Classy novelty secret santa gift for men. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £7.95

Click to enlarge	Saucy Charades (Ref: CS-CHARADES) Saucy charades ... it's positively wicked! Hilarious acting game that is packed with innuendo and double meanings! 3+ players. Ages Adult. 3+ players. Ages Adult. A game that's as saucy as your imagination. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £7.99

Click to enlarge	Boob Fund Money Box (Ref: PB-MONEYBOX) Boob shaped money box- a gift for those wanting a winning cleavage and need to start saving. 14.5cm high. A novelty gift for her. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £8.95

Click to enlarge	Gentlemans Vanity Case (Ref: BV-MEN) Personal grooming kit for men! A luxurious leather look case of novelty items with the words 'intimate essentials for the man on the move' on the lid and descriptive words inside. The vanity case contains a range of items designed for a mans most intimate parts: a silver plated fluffing brush and sprucing mirror, styling shears, and more. Case size 18cm x 11cm x 4cm. Naughty novelty secret santa gift for men. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £8.95

Click to enlarge	Novelty Golf Balls (Ref: P4-GOLF) Awesome four-some! Pack of four novelty golf balls. Each golf ball has a different result on impact: 'Exploder' vanishes into a cloud, 'Jetstreamer' ejects a stream of spiralling ribbon, 'Unputtable' jumps, skids and gyrates, and 'Phantom' vanishes into a watery mist. UK delivery only. Fun gift for an old pro or budding golf novice. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £8.95

Click to enlarge	Beer Fund Money Box (Ref: PB-MONEY) Beer fund money box! Interactive money box with sound. The money box speaks one of five random phrases each time a deposit is made. 15.5cm high. Requires 3 x AG13 batteries (demo batteries included). A fun gift. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £9.79

Click to enlarge	USB Mirror Ball (Ref: PD-USB-BALL) Mini mirror ball. Cute USB mirror ball with light to brighten up the workspace. Bright pink base. Plug the USB cable in to a computer and the ball will spin. Flexible lamp on the side can be adjusted to maximise sparkle. 11.5cm high, ball is approx 7cm diameter. A Miss Hollywood gift for the office. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £9.79

Click to enlarge	USB Lamp (Ref: PL-USB) Bring light to the desk with this USB lounge lamp. Black retro style lamp with black velveteen shade connects to the either USB1 or USB2 port on the pc to light up the lamp. USB cable included. Lamp is 26cm high. UK delivery only. A novelty gift for the desk. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £9.99

Click to enlarge	USB Desk Vac (Ref: PV-USB) Classic retro style desk vac. Suck up dust and crumbs with this USB vacuum cleaner. Connect to your pc and clean away! Works with either USB1 or USB2 ports. 20cm high. UK delivery only. A novelty gift for the office. Availability: 7 days
		Price: £9.99

Click to enlarge	Guard Dog (Ref: PG-DOG) Desktop guard dog. Give unwanted visitors a shock - the motion activated desktop guard dog growls menacingly at anyone who gets too close. The motion sensor alerts the guard dog to anyone who gets too close. Operates from USB or 3 x AA batteries (demo batteries included). The dog is in a brown and cream colour kennel which is 13cm wide x 12cm high. UK delivery only. Novelty desktop gift. Availability: In Stock
		Price: £11.95

Click to enlarge	Yellow Duck Radio (Ref: P-DUCK-RADIO) Floating duck radio! Cute yellow duck AM/FM radio to listen to while enjoying a bath. Duck is 13cm long. Requires 3 x AAA batteries (not included). A bathtime duck christmas present! Availability: In Stock
		Price: £11.95

Click to enlarge	Henry Hoover (Ref: PH-HENRY) Desktop Henry Hoover. Suck up dust and crumbs with Henry hoover desktop cleaner. Approx 9.5cm diameter x 9cm high. Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included). Note: this is a novelty item, it is not a fully functioning hoover. UK delivery only. Novelty desktop gift. More information Availability: In Stock
		Price: £11.95

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Wine Labels (Ref: BL-WINE)

Loo Puzzle (Ref: TL-PUZZLE)

Gorgeous Screwdriver (Ref: TSCR-FOR-HER)

Instant Snow (Ref: B-XMAS-SNOW)

Shocking Pen (Ref: PP-SHOCKING)

Sinner to Saint (Ref: PS-SINNER)

Scented Sachets (Ref: TU-SACHET)

Glamour Puss Turban (Ref: TAT-GLAMOUR)

Spotlight Pen (Ref: ML-PEN)

Sportsman Warmer (Ref: BW-MEN)

Beano Opener (Ref: PO-BEANO)

Man with Pan (Ref: CR-MEN)

Music Socks (Ref: IS-MUSIC)

Mooing Cow (Ref: P-MOO-COW)

Feather Bra (Ref: TB-DISCO)

Beer Burglar Alarm (Ref: BB-BEER)

Air Jet Rocket (Ref: PB-ROCKET)

Elvis Singing Bottle Opener (Ref: BO-ELVIS)

Beano Racing (Ref: PW-BEANO)

Bottoms Up (Ref: CG-BOTTOMSUP)

Gorgeous Hottie Bottle (Ref: TB-HOTTIE)

Betty Boop Talking Bottle Opener (Ref: BO-BETTY)

Sparkley Washing Up Gloves (Ref: TS-GLOVES)

Gentlemans Gift (Ref: BS-MEN)

Saucy Charades (Ref: CS-CHARADES)

Boob Fund Money Box (Ref: PB-MONEYBOX)

Gentlemans Vanity Case (Ref: BV-MEN)

Novelty Golf Balls (Ref: P4-GOLF)

Beer Fund Money Box (Ref: PB-MONEY)

USB Mirror Ball (Ref: PD-USB-BALL)

USB Lamp (Ref: PL-USB)

USB Desk Vac (Ref: PV-USB)

Guard Dog (Ref: PG-DOG)

Yellow Duck Radio (Ref: P-DUCK-RADIO)

Henry Hoover (Ref: PH-HENRY)