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Send a Kiss

£2.50

Send a kiss on valentines day! Place in water and the lips will grow. An unusual present!
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I Love You Garter

£3.98

Sexy lace garter. A saucy valentines gift to say 'I love you'.
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Chocolate Massage Kit

£12.98

Ideal for lovers of being pampered and even better for chocolate lovers.
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Layered Hearts Paperweight

£34.99

Beautifully designed glass paperweight with the words 'love you' and lots of hearts. A special love valentines present.
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Soul Mate Pendant

£23.95

Reflections pendant - the special inscription is only readable in a mirror.
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Old Age Accessories

£1.99

A choice of old age accessories! Novelty birthday presents.
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Never Doubt Love Token

£10.99

Never doubt that I love you glass love token. A valentines day gift.
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Man Training Kit

£4.99

Everything you need to train your man. Joke present for her - for birthday, hen party or fun wedding present.
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Wine Race Game

£9.98

Round the world wine race game - a birthday present for lovers of wine.
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Intimate Love Card Game

£3.98

An intimate lovers game for two. A valentines day gift for lovers.
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secret santa christmas presents and xmas party gifts

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	Secret Santa Presents - this section (Re: SECRET-SANTA) More gifts in Christmas Presents and Xmas Stocking Filler Gifts

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Chocolate Medal (Re: BC-MEDAL)

Chocolate medal with caption choice. The words 'All Round Champion' with either 'Bullshitter', 'Old Fart' or 'Lover'. Milk chocolate medal wrapped in gold foil on red ribbon. 23 grams of chocolate. UK delivery only. Secret santa gift for bullshitter or old fart!
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Price: £1.99

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Party Mask (Re: AH-MASKS)

Party eye mask in choice of colours. Quality mask is decorated with glitter, lace and beading. Choose colour from silver with black lace, purple with purple lace, gold with black lace or black with white lace. Upmarket mask for the xmas party!
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Colour

Price: £2.75

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Wine Labels (Re: BL-WINE)

Fun wine labels for bottle and bag. Choose 'Chateau Neuf du Crap' or 'Penis Grigio' with varying colour bag. Includes 2 labels and a bottle sized bag. UK delivery only. Fun labels and gift bag - just add a bottle of wine for a humorous gift.
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Label

Price: £2.99

Click to enlarge	Titillating Tassels (Re: AT-TASSELS) Saucy sequin tassels.Pink sequin heart shaped nipple tassels can be worn stuck to a t-shirt for fun and laughs out. Saucy tassels for the xmas party. More information about Titillating Tassels In Stock
		Price: £2.99

Click to enlarge	Hangover Chocolate (Re: BC-HANGOVER) Chocolate remedy for a hangover! Dutch milk chocolate packed as 6 mini bars wrapped in gold foil in a sleeve. 84g total. Contains milk and Soya. Unsuitable for peanut/nut allergy sufferers. UK delivery only. For those meltdown moments when only chocolate will do ... better than a hair of the dog! More information about Hangover Chocolate In Stock
		Price: £2.99

Click to enlarge	Splat Snowball (Re: TS-SNOWBALL) A christmas snowball! This sticky skinned is made from a jelly-like substance and filled with swirling 'snow' pieces. Throw it at a wall or window and watch as it hilariously splats and then reshapes ready to throw again! 6cm. UK delivery only. Novelty snowball! In Stock
		Price: £3.00

Click to enlarge	Gorgeous Garter (Re: AL-GARTER) Black and hot pink lace garter. A naughty black lace garter with hot pink feather and ribbon detail. This garter is too pretty to hide. Show it off loud and proud! A naughty saucy gorgeous gift for her! In Stock
		Price: £3.95

Click to enlarge	Sinner to Saint (Re: PS-SINNER) Sinner to Saint soap! Novelty scented soap with one side of the soap red with the word 'sinner' in white and the other side of the soap white with the word 'saint' in red. UK delivery only. Ages adult. Novelty secret santa soap gift to remove even the most stubborn sins! In Stock
		Price: £3.95

Click to enlarge	Snow in a Tin (Re: B-XMAS-SNOW) Instant snow in a tin! Open the tin, add water to make some seasonal snow. Sprinkle on the tree or on to presents or use to create a feature snow scene. Looks and feels like snow! and when freshly made is cold to the touch. Contents makes approx 1.5 litres of snow. Instant snow novelty present! In Stock
		Price: £3.98

Click to enlarge	Santa Hat (Re: TH-SANTA) A twinkling christmas present for Santa!. Cheeky, plush hat with LEDs in the embroidered 'Ho Ho Ho' motif, that begin to flash when the button is pressed. Generously-sized to fit a wide age-range and a battery tag that can be removed after purchase. Batteries supplied are not replaceable. Novelty xmas hat for the christmas party! In Stock
		Price: £3.98

Click to enlarge	Shocking Pen (Re: PP-SHOCKING) A shocking pen. Looks like a pen but is not for writing - it is a fun item for shocking! Requires 3 x AG13 1.5v batteries (included). This item comes with warnings and is not suitable for people with pacemakers, heart problems, epilepsy, or similar illness. This is not a toy. Ages Adult. Item is not boxed. UK delivery only. Give a shocking present! In Stock
		Price: £3.98

Click to enlarge	Resurrection Plant (Re: TR-PLANT) The plant you cannot kill! The apparently dead plant remains dormant until placed in water when it quickly comes to life, unfurling into a vigorous green fern. After removal from the water it soon dies away again. This cycle can be repeated endlessly. 10cm. UK delivery only. An intriguing botanical curiosity. In Stock
		Price: £3.98

Click to enlarge	Chocolate Coasters (Re: BC-COASTERS) Chocolate smelling coasters! Looking and smelling good enough to eat, these chocolate smelling coasters are a great gift idea for chocolate lovers out there! Includes 3 coasters, each in a different style of chocolate: white, milk and dark chocolate. Packaged like a bar of chocolate. Coasters size is 8cm x 6.5cm. Not for consumption. A chocolate theme xmas stocking gift that will not add up the calories! In Stock
		Price: £3.98

Click to enlarge	Flashing Merry Christmas Comb (Re: AFC-XMAS) Flashing xmas headwear! Comb is festively trimmed with the words 'Merry Christmas' in red writing and has bright flashing lights. Great headwear for the christmas party in the festive season. In Stock
		Price: £4.45

Click to enlarge	Chocolate Pianos (Re: ICH-PIANO) Milk chocolate pianos. Made in the UK using finest Belgian chocolate, each chunky piece of delicious milk chocolate is in the shape of a grand piano. Average weight 100g. UK delivery only. A music theme chocolate present. In Stock
		Price: £4.75

Click to enlarge	Santa Willy Wear (Re: BW-SANTA) Naughty novelty wear for Santa! Christmas willy wear - a saucy gift for men. Red with white trim and chain with jingle bells. One size fits most! Ages Adult. Fantasy christmas wear for men - novelty christmas present! In Stock
		Price: £4.99

Click to enlarge	Sportsman Warmer (Re: BW-MEN) Sportsmans willy warmer to protect the extremities from the cold. Heat the warmer, place in position, will keep parts warm for half an hour.Novelty secret santa gift for him for hikers, cyclists, skiers and sportsmen. In Stock
		Price: £4.99

Click to enlarge	Fun Straws (Re: TF-STRAWS) Fun party straws. Absurdly long and meandering drinking contraptions can be assembled from the 60 multi-coloured drinking straws and 8 variously shaped connectors included. Ages 3+. Straws 20cm long. Party straws with a difference! More information about Fun Straws In Stock
		Price: £4.99

Click to enlarge	Mankini (Re: TK-THONG) Naughty dress up thong for men. Gold lame posing pouch with shoulder straps. One size fits nearly all! Ages Adult. Great party dress up gift for posers! In Stock
		Price: £4.99

Click to enlarge	Top Drunks (Re: TD-CARDS) Top of the Drunks card game. Drinking version of the classic 'Top Trumps' game. Pack of 33 over-sized playing cards with charismatic illustrations of a variety of notoriously (fictional) inebriated characters. Players pit their selected characters against each other on qualities such as 'Favourite tipple' and 'Special skills' for scoring. Losers down drinks - and there is a forfeit to drink the 'Dirty Pint' - a combination of all players drinks. Up to 8 players. Cards 11cm. UK delivery only. In Stock
		Price: £4.99

Click to enlarge	Man Training Kit (Re: BK-MAN-TRAIN) Everything you need to train your man! Teach him, punish him and train him into the perfect partner. The kit includes : 'Man Treats' tokens, whistle, whip and training guide. Once trained he will be a happier more lovable faithful friend! Box size: 22cm x 16.5cm x 4cm. Joke gift for her. More information about Man Training Kit In Stock
		Price: £4.99

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Mental Mug (Re: PM-MUG)

Mugs for hip and happening or old gits! Choice of great photo design mugs each with appropriate words for that design. Choose from 'Hip and Happening' for the young at heart or 'Old Git' for grumpy old men. UK delivery only. Mental mug presents!
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Click to enlarge	Fun Thermometer (Re: BT-FUN) It's a good life thermometer! For amusement and the serious business of finding out how hot it is in the garden or office. It gives exact temperatures in Fahrenheit and Centigrade and also a humorous description: -30 degrees C is "STAY IN THE IGLOO", Zero degrees C is "BLOODY FREEZING, 80 degrees F is "BEER TIME", 30 degrees C is "TOO HOT TO WORK", up to 45 degrees C which is "LUNCH TIME AT THE OASIS!", plus many other amusing sayings in between!! Large thermometer, 40cm long. Fun gift for the garden or office! In Stock
		Price: £4.99

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Impossipuzzle Cube (Re: EIC-PUZZLE)

Double sided impossipuzzle! 100 piece jigsaw where special attention has been given to the challenging detail. Choose from cup cakes, red ferrari cars or beanz. Puzzle is 38cm x 26cm. Packed in 9cm cube box. The puzzling puzzle.
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Click to enlarge	Diva Washing-up Sponge (Re: PB-DIVA) A diva at the kitchen sink! Washing-up sponge in the design of a diva with spongy afro for her hair - perfect for cleaning the dishes! This is an adult novelty gift, it is not a toy. An unusual diva gift! In Stock
		Price: £5.99

Click to enlarge	Punk Washing-up Brush (Re: PB-PUNK) A punk at the kitchen sink! Washing-up brush in the design of a punk. The punk's mohawk is perfect for scrubbing the pots and pans! This is an adult novelty gift, it is not a toy. An unusual punk gift! In Stock
		Price: £5.99

Click to enlarge	Punchline (Re: BK-PUNCHLINE) Funny, fun, sound effects key chain, Keyring with 5 funny sounds to enhance a good punchline. Requires 3x AG13 cell batteries (included). Key chain: 4cm x 6cm. A novelty gift for the ultimate joke master! In Stock
		Price: £5.99

Click to enlarge	Beer Burglar Alarm (Re: BB-BEER) Anti burglar alarm system for beer! Attach to your beer whenever you need to leave it - alarm sounds if anyone approaches within a 25cm exclusion zone! Switch between siren or voice alarm. Attaches by sucker. Requires 3 x LR44 batteries (included). Packed in clear acetate, not boxed. 13.5cm high x 9cm. Novelty gift for those who love their beer! In Stock
		Price: £5.99

Click to enlarge	Naughty Nightshades (Re: BN-NIGHTS) Fun eye masks, perfect for hints in the bedroom! Includes 3 nightshades in fabulous colours each with caption: blue nightshade "Wake me for Sex", pink "Don't wake me for sex", purple "Don't wake me during sex". Box: 18.5cm x 22cm. Eye Mask: 18cm x 8cm approx. Ages Adult. Fun, sensual gift for the bedroom! More information about Naughty Nightshades In Stock
		Price: £5.99

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Under the Mistletoe (Re: BM-XMAS)

Christmas thongs for him or her! Red velour thong with white furry trim and mistletoe and bells decoration. Choose 'for him' or 'for her'. Naughty novelty christmas presents for the man or woman who likes a kiss under the mistletoe!
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Choice

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Bath Buddy (Re: PB-BUDDY)

Inflatable bath buddy for him or her! Cushioned companion for either him or her in the bath - a silent bath partner with place to hold your beer for him or hunk for her. This is an adult novelty gift, it is not a toy. UK delivery only. Novelty bath present for him. or her.
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Choice

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Click to enlarge	Love Muscle Toner (Re: BL-MEN) Novelty gift for him! Silver plated love muscle toner is attractively presented in a classy black presentation box with the words on the lid "Daily work-out for the busy male executive" and inside the words "Love Muscle Toner". The toner is 7.5cm wide. Naughty novelty gift for men. In Stock
		Price: £6.98

Click to enlarge	Girls Personal Trainer (Re: BGF3001) Mr Fit personal trainer inflatable man with vibrating body part! Blow up man requires AA battery (not supplied). Approx 32cm high. This product is very funny but is also very rude and risque. Ages Adult. Great for secret santa, xmas parties, birthdays, girls nights, ... In Stock
		Price: £6.98

Click to enlarge	Christmas Chef Hat (Re: B-XMAS-CHEF) Chefs hat with festive greeting! Quality white cloth chef hat with amusing caption: 'Greetings from Gordon' in black writing and 'Have a merry f*king Christmas' in red. One size fits all. Novelty christmas gift for the christmas chef.* More information about Christmas Chef Hat In Stock
		Price: £6.98

Click to enlarge	Vibrating Body Brush (Re: BV-BRUSH) Vibrating body brush for lovers to enjoy erotic sensations with this stylish, pocket sized provider of sensual pleasure. The brush is approx 10cm long and packaged in acetate packaging. Requires 3 x LR44 batteries (included). UK delivery only. Sensual, arousing and erotic gift. In Stock
		Price: £6.98

Click to enlarge	Belly Button Brush (Re: BB-BRUSH) An unusual gift - a belly button brush. Silver plated 8.5cm long. Attractively presented in a matt silver colour presentation case with the words on the lid "for the person who has everything", and inside the words "Belly Button Brush". Classy novelty gift for the man or woman who has everything! In Stock
		Price: £7.99

Click to enlarge	Betty Boop Talking Mug (Re: BM2-BETTY) Timeless Beauty Betty Boop talking mug. Official Betty Boop mug has 3 talking phrases activated when the mug is lifted and Betty Boop design on its side. On/off switch on base. Requires 3xAG13 batteries (included). Boxed. UK delivery only. More information about Betty Boop Talking Mug In Stock
		Price: £7.99

Click to enlarge	Ring for a Refill Bell Mug (Re: BB-MUGREFILL) A beer mug with a bell to ring for a refill! Glass mug with black bicycle bell on its handle and the words "Ring for a Refill" on the mug side. Empty glass? Just ring the bell for service! More information about Ring for a Refill Bell Mug In Stock
		Price: £8.99

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Gardeners Cap for Her (Re: GBC-FOR-HER)

Gardeners baseball cap for her. Choice of light pink or bright pink cap with the capition 'Gorgeous Gardener', or blue cap with 'Sexy Gardener'. 100% cotton cap has adjustable buckle at the back. Gardening gift for her.
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Choice

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Click to enlarge	Gentlemans Gift (Re: BS-MEN) Gentlemans ball scratcher! Silver plated scratcher is hand shaped with long handle. 22cm long. Attractively presented in a silver colour presentation case with the words on the lid "for the busy male executive" and inside the words "Gentleman's Ballscratcher". Classy novelty gift for men. In Stock
		Price: £9.98

Click to enlarge	Old Age Brain Trainer (Re: BBT-OLD-AGE) Zimmer frame brain trainer game. Assemble your own Zimmer frame in the fastest time possible! Are you getting to that age where you need your own Zimmer? Play the game and find out. Contains 38 zimmer frame parts, sand timer, score sheet, instructions. Box dimensions: 23cm x 12cm x 4cm. UK delivery only. Fast paced fun game! More information about Old Age Brain Trainer In Stock
		Price: £9.98

Click to enlarge	Desktop Bouncer (Re: PB-USB) Motion sensor activated deskguard. USB desktop bouncer - switch the bouncer on when you leave your desk and if anyone approaches he will shout a warning. Use the USB lead to plug the bouncer in to a computer. Will also work from 3 x AAA batteries (not included). Bouncer is approx 20cm high with detachable 1.2m USB lead. UK delivery only. A fun gift for the office. In Stock
		Price: £9.98

Click to enlarge	Celebrity Snakes and Ladders (Re: PIMC-GAME) I'm a celebrity snakes and ladders game inspired by the TV show adds a twist to the classic board game with celebrity forfeit squares. Play as 1 of 6 celebrity characters: celebrity chef, soap star, glamour model, comedian, sports personality or pop star. Contents: game board, die, 6 counters, 30 forfeit cards. Box size 25.5cm x 21.5cm x 4cm. UK delivery only. I'm a celebrity game present - all you need is a timer and a sense of humour! See TV themed section for more Celebrity gifts In Stock
		Price: £9.98

Click to enlarge	Super Size Beer Glass (Re: BSS-BIG-BEER) Super size big beer glass! Beer glass with the words 'Super Size Me' on the side of the glass and holds 2.5 pints. Delivered in an acetate box. UK delivery only. Huge super size big beer glass for him. In Stock
		Price: £10.99

Click to enlarge	Shocking Roulette (Re: PR2-SHOCK) A test of nerves. Place a finger in a slot and start the roulette lights running - a victim will be selected to receive a shock! Requires 3 x AAA batteries. This item is unsuitable for people with pacemaker, heart problem, epilepsy or similar. This item is not a toy. Roulette has adjustable shock. Ages 14 to Adult. 2-4 players. UK delivery only. A shocking present. More information about Shocking Roulette In Stock
		Price: £11.99

Click to enlarge	Henry Hoover (Re: PH-HENRY) Desktop Henry Hoover. Suck up dust and crumbs with Henry hoover desktop cleaner. Approx 9.5cm diameter x 9cm high. Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included). Note: this is a novelty item, it is not a fully functioning hoover. UK delivery only. Novelty desktop gift. More information about Henry Hoover In Stock
		Price: £12.50

Click to enlarge	Mirror Ball (Re: TM-BALL) Party mirror ball for a funky disco look. Tiny glass mirror tiles reflect light to create a star-spotted atmosphere. Hangs from a hook. Can be gently spun to amplify the disco effect. 20cm diameter. UK delivery only. For nightclub party atmosphere! More information about Mirror Ball In Stock
		Price: £12.98

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Secret Santa Presents - this section (Re: SECRET-SANTA)

Chocolate Medal (Re: BC-MEDAL)

Party Mask (Re: AH-MASKS)

Wine Labels (Re: BL-WINE)

Titillating Tassels (Re: AT-TASSELS)

Hangover Chocolate (Re: BC-HANGOVER)

Splat Snowball (Re: TS-SNOWBALL)

Gorgeous Garter (Re: AL-GARTER)

Sinner to Saint (Re: PS-SINNER)

Snow in a Tin (Re: B-XMAS-SNOW)

Santa Hat (Re: TH-SANTA)

Shocking Pen (Re: PP-SHOCKING)

Resurrection Plant (Re: TR-PLANT)

Chocolate Coasters (Re: BC-COASTERS)

Flashing Merry Christmas Comb (Re: AFC-XMAS)

Chocolate Pianos (Re: ICH-PIANO)

Santa Willy Wear (Re: BW-SANTA)

Sportsman Warmer (Re: BW-MEN)

Fun Straws (Re: TF-STRAWS)

Mankini (Re: TK-THONG)

Top Drunks (Re: TD-CARDS)

Man Training Kit (Re: BK-MAN-TRAIN)

Mental Mug (Re: PM-MUG)

Fun Thermometer (Re: BT-FUN)

Impossipuzzle Cube (Re: EIC-PUZZLE)

Diva Washing-up Sponge (Re: PB-DIVA)

Punk Washing-up Brush (Re: PB-PUNK)

Punchline (Re: BK-PUNCHLINE)

Beer Burglar Alarm (Re: BB-BEER)

Naughty Nightshades (Re: BN-NIGHTS)

Under the Mistletoe (Re: BM-XMAS)

Bath Buddy (Re: PB-BUDDY)

Love Muscle Toner (Re: BL-MEN)

Girls Personal Trainer (Re: BGF3001)

Christmas Chef Hat (Re: B-XMAS-CHEF)

Vibrating Body Brush (Re: BV-BRUSH)

Belly Button Brush (Re: BB-BRUSH)

Betty Boop Talking Mug (Re: BM2-BETTY)

Ring for a Refill Bell Mug (Re: BB-MUGREFILL)

Gardeners Cap for Her (Re: GBC-FOR-HER)

Gentlemans Gift (Re: BS-MEN)

Old Age Brain Trainer (Re: BBT-OLD-AGE)

Desktop Bouncer (Re: PB-USB)

Celebrity Snakes and Ladders (Re: PIMC-GAME)

Super Size Beer Glass (Re: BSS-BIG-BEER)

Shocking Roulette (Re: PR2-SHOCK)

Henry Hoover (Re: PH-HENRY)

Mirror Ball (Re: TM-BALL)