Past-It Notes
We all tend to start forgetting things as we get older. "Past It Notes" have been designed to help with remembering those essential tasks on a day to day basis.
The essential things we all need to remember are planned out on these little "Past It Notes" all you need to do is remember to tick them off!!

Examples of a day to day routine:
. Get up
. Get washed/ Visit Lavatory
. Put your teeth in
. Glasses
. Money
. Pants
. Nurse's Number

There's no longer any need to worry about forgetting, just stick these notes somewhere you will remember - preferably under your nose!!
Product: 7.5cm x 7.5cm

Old Age Sex Book
Comprehensive manual on The Joys of Sex for the middle aged . . .

Do you have anything to worry about? Well this book tells all, all you need to know and everything to look forward to, is contained within these pages . . . . . Which is?? . . . . . . . Absolutely nothing!!

Book Contains blank pages, because unfortunately there is nothing else to say about the matter. Product: 7cm x 10cm

Old Age Cook Book
Jamie's "Old Gummies Cookbook" - recipes for meals where teeth are not required.
Let's face it, when teeth are not available how are we meant to enjoy our food, Easy!! Don't give up just yet . . . this little book will help you on your quest to enjoy your food again and to making those delicious meals you once enjoyed back in the day!
Complete with real recipies.
Product: 7cm x 10cm.

Constipation Reliever
There's no need for endless trips to the doctors for constipation pills any more!

The solution is here - a stick of dynamite!

Simply use this constipation reliever and be free from constipation problems. Fast, effective and easy to use, removes constipation in seconds!

Just remember, No pain, No gain, be free from Constipation for the rest of your life!!

Note: This is not real dynamite. This is a novelty gift.
Product: 7cm x 10cm

All Old Age products packaging size: 12.5cm x 21cm