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Send a Kiss

Send a Kiss

£2.50

Send a kiss on valentines day! Place in water and the lips will grow. An unusual present!
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I Love You Garter

I Love You Garter

£3.98

Sexy lace garter. A saucy valentines gift to say 'I love you'.
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Chocolate Massage Kit

Chocolate Massage Kit

£12.98

Ideal for lovers of being pampered and even better for chocolate lovers.
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Layered Hearts Paperweight

Layered Hearts Paperweight

£34.99

Beautifully designed glass paperweight with the words 'love you' and lots of hearts. A special love valentines present.
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Soul Mate Pendant

Soul Mate Pendant

£23.95

Reflections pendant - the special inscription is only readable in a mirror.
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Old Age Accessories

Old Age Accessories

£1.99

A choice of old age accessories! Novelty birthday presents.
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Never Doubt Love Token

Never Doubt Love Token

£10.99

Never doubt that I love you glass love token. A valentines day gift.
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Man Training Kit

Man Training Kit

£4.99

Everything you need to train your man. Joke present for her - for birthday, hen party or fun wedding present.
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Wine Race Game

Wine Race Game

£9.98

Round the world wine race game - a birthday present for lovers of wine.
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Intimate Love Card Game

Intimate Love Card Game

£3.98

An intimate lovers game for two. A valentines day gift for lovers.
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Gardeners Certificate (Re: GC-GARDENER)

Humorous certificate for gardeners. Headed 'The Gardeners Certificate', it has a space for the recipients name for you to personalise it. The certificate has a gold colour seal and humorous words "This is to certify that .... has been recognised as a dedicated gardener. The qualities that have been demonstrated are: Likes to play in the dirt, Spends hours on end in te greenhouse and potting shed, Talks to plants, Tramples mud into the house, Has greeny coloured fingers, Spends more time outside that in, Smells of manure A truly dedicated gardener". A4 size.
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Vegetable Planner (Re: TV-PLAN)

Vegetable garden planner. Align the arrow to the chosen vegetable and the dial will give you information on how to grow them: the most suitable soil, how to plant or sow the seeds, and the best times to sow and harvest. Over 30 varieties of vegetable are given on the dial. 25cm diameter. Useful tool for beginners to experienced gardeners.
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Gardening Kneepad (Re: BR-GARDENING)

A gift for gardeners! Soft kneeling pad with a message. Choice of kneepad with 'Cuppa Please' with the instruction to hold up in the direction of the house to request a cuppa!, or 'Retired but never short of a job', 'Head Gardener', 'Flower Power Mum', 'Dad the Weed Slayer', 'Greatest Gardening Grandad' or 'Greatest Gardening Grandma'. Knee pad is 39cm x 18cm x 2.2cm. Kneepads are green or yellow. A gift for gardeners!
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Grow Your Own Peanuts (Re: B-GROW-OWN)

Grow your own peanuts plant in a tin! Tin contains soil and seeds. Tin size 10cm x 6.5cm. UK delivery only. Grow your own gardening gift.
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Resurrection Plant (Re: TR-PLANT)

The plant you cannot kill! The apparently dead plant remains dormant until placed in water when it quickly comes to life, unfurling into a vigorous green fern. After removal from the water it soon dies away again. This cycle can be repeated endlessly. 10cm. UK delivery only. An intriguing botanical curiosity.
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Plant in a Tin (Re: TT-PLANT)

Plant in a tin in choice of varieties. The top of the can is simply removed and water added. All you need is water and sun. Picture shows one variety. UK delivery only. A plant in a tin present.
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Fun Thermometer (Re: BT-FUN)

It's a good life thermometer! For amusement and the serious business of finding out how hot it is in the garden or office. It gives exact temperatures in Fahrenheit and Centigrade and also a humorous description: -30 degrees C is "STAY IN THE IGLOO", Zero degrees C is "BLOODY FREEZING, 80 degrees F is "BEER TIME", 30 degrees C is "TOO HOT TO WORK", up to 45 degrees C which is "LUNCH TIME AT THE OASIS!", plus many other amusing sayings in between!! Large thermometer, 40cm long. Fun gift for the garden or office!
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Gardeners Socks (Re: GS-GARDENER)

Socks for gardeners. Black cotton socks with choice of caption: Head Gardener, Hardy Perennial or His Lordship. Mens size 7-11. Gift for gardeners.
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Gardeners Mug (Re: GM-GARDENER)

Gardeners mug with choice of captions. Choose either 'Hardy Perennial' or 'Worlds Best Gardener'. White earthenware mug with green design. Boxed packaging. UK delivery only. Gift for gardeners
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Gardeners Fleece Hat (Re: GFH-GARDENER)

Green fleece hat with caption 'Her Ladyship', 'His Lordship', 'Head Gardener' or 'Hardy Perennial' on the front. One size fits most adults. Complementing scarf below. Practical gift to keep the gardeners head warm.
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Price: £8.45

Gorgeous Gardener Hat (Re: GGH-GARDENER)

Gift for gorgeous gardeners! Fushia coloured fleece hat with white caption 'Gorgeous Gardener'. One size fits most adults. Gardeners gift for her.
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Giant Sunflower Set (Re: PGWSUNFLOWER)

Guinness world records giant sunflower set. The set contains everything you need to attempt the record for the tallest sunflower. Includes a mini book which contains instructions and a chart to record the growth of your sunflower, as well as details of other record breaking plants. Contents: Guinness world records sunflower growing pot, 25 giant sunflower seeds, 16 page A5 Guinness World Records mini book. UK delivery only. Can you break the record?
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Price: £8.75

Flower Pots (Re: G-FLOWER-POT)

Childrens present - paint your own flower pots kit. Fun to paint these terra-cotta flower pots and 2 children can paint together. Contains 2 terra-cotta flower pots 9cm in height, 2 brushes. paint strip and instructions. Seeds and plants are not included. Ages 8+. A gift to be creative.
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Bird House (Re: G-BIRD-HOUSE)

Childrens present - paint a bird house kit. A delightful terra-cotta bird house to design and paint. Contains terra-cotta bird house 9.5cm in height, wooden dowel, cord, paint brush, paint strip, instructions. Ages 8+. Easy and fun to do.
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Gorgeous Gardener Scarf (Re: GGS-GARDENER)

Gardeners scarf for gorgeous gardeners! Grey fleece fringed scarf with flock caption 'Gorgeous Gardener'. Gardeners gift for her.
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Gardeners Bucket Hat (Re: GBH-GARDENER)

Gardeners bucket hat. Brushed cotton green or white hat with choice of caption: 'Head Gardener' (white or green hat), 'Lawnmower Operator' (green hat) or 'Hardy Perennial' (white hat). One size. A gardening gift for gardeners.
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Gardeners Hat for Her (Re: GH-FOR-HER)

Gardeners bucket hat for her. White hat with oval shape caption on the front. Choice of caption: 'Babe in the Garden', 'Garden Chic' or 'Weeding in Style'. One size. 100% brushed cotton hat. A gardening gift for her.
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Gardeners Fleece Scarf (Re: GFS-GARDENER)

Green fleece scarf with caption. Choice of caption: Head Gardener, Hardy Perennial, Her Ladyship, His Lordship or King of the Garden. Matching fleece hat above. Practical gift to keep a gardener warm.
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Gardeners Cap for Him (Re: GBC-GARDENER)

Baseball cap for gardeners with choice of caption on the front. Caption choice: 'King of the Garden', 'Hardy Perennial' or 'Head Gardener'. Green cotton hat with beige peak. One size hat is adjustable at the back. Gardening gift for him.
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Gardeners Cap for Her (Re: GBC-FOR-HER)

Gardeners baseball cap for her. Choice of light pink or bright pink cap with the capition 'Gorgeous Gardener', or blue cap with 'Sexy Gardener'. 100% cotton cap has adjustable buckle at the back. Gardening gift for her.
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BBQ Cap (Re: GC-BBQ)

BBQ cap with caption. Black baseball cap with choice of caption 'Hot Stuff' or 'Cooking Genius' in red. One size hat is adjustable at the back. Matching bbq apron lower on page. BBQ gifts for the bbq cook who is hot stuff or a cooking genius.
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Gardeners Latin Mug (Re: GML-GARDENER)

Gardeners mug with choice of captions. Choose either 'The Lady Gardener' or 'The Head Gardener'. White china mug with latin caption under the english caption. Packaged in a clear box. UK delivery only. Gift for gardeners.
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Ripper Wallet (Re: GR-WALLET)

Ripper wallet for gardeners, anglers or golfers. Wallets with choice of dark blue wallet with caption 'Born to Fish' or charcoal colour wallet with caption 'Born for Golf'. Gifts for anglers or golf enthusiasts.
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Weather Station (Re: ZG-WEATHER)

Childrens present - green science kit. This ultra smart weather station has many functions. You can keep track of weather changes, learn facts about the weather and do experiments on the greenhouse effect. Contains a plastic weather station (assembly required), screws, thermometer, compass and instructions. Box dimensions: 21cm x 16.5cm. Ages 8+
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Gardeners Gift Set (Re: GM-GIFT-SET)

A gift set for gardeners. Mug, socks and keyring, each with the caption 'Head Gardener'. Socks are black 100% cotton in mens size 7-11. Delivered in a clear box. A gift for head gardeners!
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BBQ Apron (Re: GA-BBQ)

BBQ apron with caption. Choice of black apron (with pocket) and red caption ''Cooking Genius' or 'Hot Stuff' (matching BBQ caps higher on the page), or natural stone colour apron (no pocket) with red caption 'King of the Charcoals'. 100% heavy cotton drill apron. Ages: Adult. BBQ gifts for the bbq cook who is a cooking genius or king of the charcoals.
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Potting Apron for Her (Re: GA-POTTING)

Potting apron for gorgeous gardeners or gardeners with chic! Choice of bright pink apron with the caption 'Gorgeous Gardener' or purple apron with the caption 'Garden Chic'. The apron is made of 100% heavy cotton drill with double pocket and the caption is on the bib in white writing. Ages: Adult. A gift for a gorgeous gardener or someone with garden chic.
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Potting Apron (Re: GA-GARDENER)

Potting apron for her or him. 100% heavy cotton drill apron with pockets and caption on the bib. Dark green apron with choice of caption: Her Ladyship, Head Gardener or Hardy Perennial. Ages: Adult. Practical gardener gift.
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